| ........ | The chairman of the Little Italy Business Ass. was on the radio and
had the impudence to say that he didn’t think the improvements to the downtown
neighborhood would gentrify it “too much.” He said that as a people Italians
hold on to the land. I’m not Italian but did rent there for eight years
and was in fact moved out by the invading gentry who were able to pay higher
rent. I thought I’d bust his balls. I called the program to ask if he knew
the origin of the Wop Town Krazy Boyz. The gang has been spray painting
Little Italy for at least eight years and I suspect has a much older history.
It seems like the place where the left over Italian kids merged with the
Mexican emigres. He dismissed the question as a joke, “I guess one of them
must have gotten out of jail.” My guess is that the children of the yuppies
will join the gang in the future to rebel against their parents demarcating
another merger between class and culture.
I call myself an anarchist to assert my philosophy of self-determination. I don’t like to tell people what to do, nor do I like to be told. What was that trolley cop thinking while he lectured me about “walking my bike” even after I slowly complied to his request to dismount? I have a lot to learn. Like how to embrace change. Perhaps 30 seconds
is too long to wait before obeying a man with a gun. Perhaps eight years
is too long to live in one place? Perhaps a year is too long to work at
one job. I was evicted out of my home because of greed, and now I’m being
evicted out of a job because of greed. I can only thank my employers for
feeding my family and hope that the changes foisted on them lead to bigger
things rather than oblivion.
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People ask me if I’m obsessed with death, since I work at a small museum
which features thousands of morbid artifacts like grisly pictures of car
wrecks
and crime scenes, antique mortician’s tools, life size execution devices
and the only baseball in the world autographed by Charles Manson. The Museum
of Death has been at 548 5th avenue in the historic Marin Building
(site of San Diego’s first mortuary) for the past four years. The proprietors
of this mom & pop establishment ran a book store and an art gallery
on the floors above the museum until the tripling of the rent forced them
to focus on the museum down in the basement.
The museum is not for everyone, but it should force all who enters
to confront their mortality. It’s not like the Haunted Motel, no one will
jump out at you. This is a serious contemplation of way Americans view
(or don’t view) death. There is a culture of small strange museums around
the country. Roy Rogers has a museum with a stuffed Trigger and San Diego
has a museum with a taxidermied dog named Lady. Has, or had? The museum
is being evicted since the principal owner of the building John Day doesn’t
think he can sell it with the Museum of Death as a tenant. Day sees a chance
to make a buck and doesn’t seem to care what small business is damaged
in the process. There have been shady practices: JD Healy, proprietor of
the museum, signed a four year lease and later found out that Mr. Day never
signed his copy. Anyone who has paid attention to the 500 block of 5th
avenue knows that it once featured a variety of small shops and now features
some large restaurants and several cigar merchants. The Museum of Death
is the unique attraction in the Gaslamp quarter.
You might have heard proprietor Cathee Shultz talking death with Karel
and Andrew on KFI radio, or if you were in Miami last week perhaps you
may have heard Cathee on “Rick and Soda’s Vacation Destination” or
maybe you saw the SD Reader cover story or the Discovery Channel documentary
about the museum. How many restaurants in the Gaslamp quarter can boast
that? Jaqueline King, the tacky realtor handling the deal, who has brought
her tape measure into the museum several times during business hours is
telling potential buyers that the basement would be an ideal place
for a restaurant or a luxury loft. Is she telling them about E.W. Tebbutt
who committed suicide on the premises in 1894? Is she telling them that
the original owner of the building was SD’s first coroner?
The bottom line is that the Museum of Death has to move and that Oct.
31 is the last day to experience it in this special locale . The owners
are looking at spaces in Hollywood, where the local development corporation
is begging unique entrepreneurs like JD and Cathee to set up shop (even
a little shop of horrors) but of course they would like to remain the one
attraction that sets San Diego apart from the herd. I usually answer that
I am not obsessed with death, though I know a lot more about it since working
at the museum. I know facts like how many people California has on death
row (512), I know that a PSA jet crashed here in 1978 killing 140 people
despite the city’s desire to forget, I know that a man was electrocuted
to death at the bus stop around the corner in August, despite the fact
that the bus stop has been removed without a trace or memorial. The Day
of the Dead is a day to remember and the Museum of Death is a place that
remembers.
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