Ciao Bello, thanks for coming to my yard sale. issue [four] brings up a really good topic for my onedaytobeonlinezine, outlaw driver. you have to save those notes from your
psycho neighbor. first, she is totally WRONG. that street is public property
and you can park there whenever you want. when you buy a house, you do not
own the street in front of it and so tough shit if you dont like what you
see in front of your house. she is a *****. she called the cops on you cause
you dont have regis. she is wrong about how a landlord has to provide
parking. if that were true, campus avenue would be a dream street to park
on. where is she from, scripps ranch? tell her to move to ranch o bernardo
where they have totalitarian control of everyone, or better yet irvine,
where you have to get approval to paint your goddamn house, you cant hang
laundry anywhere and you cant park a truck of any kind on the premisis
overnight. fuck her! She doesnt own the street!

Kristen Warnken

Your neighbor needs to start taking some medication. This sort of

obsessive behavior is ultimately destructive and goes against the unsaid

rule that neighbors need to learn to tolerate each other, or, dare I

say, be NICE to each other. If this woman gets so bent out of shape

because there's a car parked in front of her house, she might want to

try living in our neighborhood as a sort of intensive therapy. At least

here she wouldn't be the only one with a car in front of her house (how

trailer trash!).

Your ex-neighbor and friend,

Carlos

Random Praise Pretty neat, I've got it bookmarked -John Dukes Dunivin

PIRATE ENCLAVE. Jimmy Jazz, best naked poet in the West, has started this
grreat ezine/temporary autonomous zone. His daughter, Ashley, is a genius.
Just read her film reviews and see what we're talking about. I think we're
just about due for a new issue.

--these kind words floated in from Liz Belile's monthly Body of Words update

On winning a free book in the PE4 Mystery Pirate Contest

Mr. Jazz,

Do not take this AT ALL personally, but I actually think I'll pass, simply

because I'm illiterate. I read for a living and never read off the job.

It takes me a year to read a book, and that's if I burn through it. So

thanks but why not just pass the honor on to someone else. I was just

being my usual show-off self when I responded.

Speaking of honor...

I offered her honor

I honored her offer

And all night long

I was on her and off her.

I just remembered that one. Don't ask me why.

Scott Tissue

El Cajon CA

Hang the Metermaids from Posts!

James Jazz is my newest source of inspiration and valor...please pass on to
him I will gleefully bayonet any Meter"maid" in the back of the skull while
serving under his new militia.....

Francis E. Winfield

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