I censor myself so people don’t need to censor me , my Dad and Mom give me a choice to do things like dye my hair, get a piercing or watch movies like Austin Powers and shows like The Simpsons.
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My cousin Derrick isn’t allowed to watch those shows. His mom says that she would kick him out if he dyed his hair a crazy color or got a piercing. My cousin does need to have the shows he watches censored because he has a sick mind. One day at the beach we dug this hole down by the water, and we told my cousin to lie down in it so we could bury him. He did. We piled mud on him, unitl he couldn’t move. Then his mom said, “Let’s make him a mermaid.” She started making him a tail. Then his friend started putting boobs on him which they referred to as “titties” when she wasn’t listening.
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Another example is my friend’s little brother. He begged his guardian to let him watch South Park. She kept saying “No.” When she gave in she said, “You can’t say the words that you hear on South Park at school.” The first thing he says at school is “Shut up fatboy” or something like that. He got in trouble.
I would never say this at school because I don’t want to get in trouble. Plus calling someone "fat" might make them feel bad, especially if they are.
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My parents think that some things should be censored too. My mom said that kids shouldn’t see the movie American Pie because it shows teenagers having sex. She thinks teenagers shouldn’t be doing it because they aren't responsible enough. I think it will take out part of their life. My mom says movies don’t show the consequences of having sex, like getting pregnant.
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My mom took me to see Austin Powers: the Spy Who Shagged Me. It was very very very funny. Like the scene in the tent where it looks like one of the secret detectives is pulling stuff out of Austin Powers’ butt. It is pervertedly funny. My cousin Derrick would learn a bunch of new words for “dick” like “woody” and “johnson.” This would be bad because he might use them for evil purposes.