"The machine can provide you with anything or anybody you want, All the stars in Hollywood living or dead are there for your pleasure. Sated with superstrs, you can lay Cleopatra, Helen of Troy, Isis, Madame Pompadour or Aphrodite. You can get fucked by Pan, Jesus Christ, Apollo or the Devil himself. Anything you like likes you, when you press the buttons, boys, girls, gods angels, devils. The appropriate sets can also be plugged in. Sex in an Egyptian palace? A Greek glade? A 1910 outhouse? Roman baths? Space capsule? 1920 rumble seat? Pirate ship? Log cabin? Mongol tent? And none of the sweat with log cabins, tents, and pirate ships." 

William S. Burroughs from The Adding Machine

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The first three Buckaneers to name
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Contributing  Privateers : Jimmy Jazz, Ashley, Alexis O'Hara, Angela Boyce, Steve Abee, David R. Stampone, Jason Riggs, Subcomandante Marcos, Jervey Tervalon, Miranda Filbee, Rafael Alvarado, Tera Cederquist